99 Things Men Think But Never Say
51. I don’t want to meet your parents.
52. I smoked a few extra cigarettes today despite your disapproval.
53. I don’t think you are making much sense.
54. I just don’t understand what you want.
55. I need to have some guys’ time with my friends.
56. I love it when you touch my hands and rub them.
57. I wish you’d understand me better.
58. I’m tired of doing things for you.
59. Your eyes are so captivating.
60. I’m lucky to have you by my side.
61. I wish you’d just speak your heart out instead of giving me hints.
62. I want you to pay attention when I’m speaking.
63. Your friend is so hot.
64. You look so cute in my shirt.
65. I hate kids.
66. Why do you have to gossip all the time?
67. I love the way you curl up your hair in your fingers.
68. I want you to be possessive of me.
69. Your sister is such a bitch.
70. I love it when you treat me like a kid.
71. I didn’t come to you for advice.
72. I want you to fulfill my fantasy in bed.
73. This relationship is suffocating me.
74. I hate to be around your parents.
75. I’m so immature at handling relationships.
76. Don’t ever leave me. I will die.
77. I’m crazy about you.
78. My ex-girlfriend was way cuter that you are.
79. I wish you let me decide at least once in a while.
80. I just want to watch some football! Can we talk later?
81. Why don’t you go on a diet?
82. I hate pink.
83. Stop being a drama queen.
84. I don’t like to see you cry.
85. Will you just pick up something? We have been here for hours.
86. I’m really sorry for having made fun of you.
87. I’m so possessive of you.
88. I don’t want to have sex tonight!
89. Your dress is way too seductive. Cover up!
90. I don’t want to baby sit your sister’s kids!
91. I hate to go shopping with you.
92. I wish you said sweet things to me more often.
93. Oh My God! You drink too much alcohol.
94. We should have sex more often.
95. Your friend is a beauty to look at.
96. That girl over the check out counter is so hot!
97. I wish we spent more time watching baseball.
98. I would die without you.
99. I love you. Truly, Madly and Deeply!
