5 Creative Reasons to Break Up with Him
4. “You are more important to me than my life. But I’m suicidal!”
Saying this will confuse him so much than he may not even be in the condition to say anything. Before he finally comprehends what you actually said, you’ll be gone!
5. “I have been diagnosed with epilepsy. Being around you is hazardous to my health cause. I get mild attacks due to the excitement of being around you. If you want to see me alive, stay away from me!”
He just won’t know what to say to that! If you ever see him around, just hold your heart and run away from him. He won’t dare come chasing you!
Breaking up with someone never was so much fun, was it? Jokes apart, it is never a nice feeling to break someone’s heart, but soon it will heal and make him a stronger person. If you don’t feel for him anymore, there is obviously in his best interest too that he’s not with you. So you need not feel guilty about anything. Have a great life.
