20 Funny Valentine’s Day Quotes
Are you bored of coming up with cute love poems and quotes on Valentine’s Day every year? Do you want a quirky way to wish your partner? Then find them right here with these funny Valentine Day quotes.
1. “Valentine’s Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don’t have a special someone, you’re alone.” – Lewis Black
2. “Today is Valentine’s Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!” – Jay Leno
3. “Valentine’s day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine’s Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone’s like ‘Oh, happy valentine’s day!’ I even got a Valentine’s Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having sex years ago!” – Greg Giraldo
4. “I have a dream, and a plan, to combine the commercial possibilities of Valentine’s Day with the substance and meaning of black history month. I call it: Blackentine’s Day.” – Mo Rocca
5. “I wanted to make it really special on Valentine’s Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.” – Tracy Smith
6. “True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.” – Erich Segal
7. “Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.” – Anonymous
8. “Never sign a Valentine with your own name.” – Charles Dickens
9. “Money will buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.” – Richard Friedman
10. “Valentines day, you mean Single Persons Awareness Day?” – Anonymous
