16 Funny Quotes About America
9. “Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic.”
10. “Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.”
11. “America is a country that doesn’t know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there.”
12. “Turn left at Greenland.”
13. “You’ve lived in America for twenty years. Eat badly, damn it.”
14. “America is the best half-educated country in the world.”
15. “It was decided almost two hundred years ago that English should be the language spoken in the United States. It is not known, however, why this decision has not been carried out.”
16. “You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the US of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick and Colon. Need I say more?”
