16 Funny Quotes About America
When it comes to America, there is no dearth of funny quotes, some incredibly made by Americans themselves. Some are witty and some drily sarcastic. Almost each one of them is likely to bring a grin, some even leading you to outright laughter. Here are some of the funniest quotes on America that you will come across.
1. “In America, anybody can be president. That’s one of the risks you take.”
2. “It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.”
3. “When you’re born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you are born in America, you get a front row seat.”
4. “American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it.”
5. “The youth of America is their oldest tradition. It has been going on now for three hundred years.”
6. “I’ve got nothing against any individual American, except that there aren’t any. They are always Irish-American, African-American…There is never an American-American you can blame.”
7. “Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it is in Hamburger Technology.”
8. “America is the sort of country where you have a Chinese woman serving you Mexican food telling you to eat it in Italian.”
