20 Funny Valentine’s Day Quotes
11. “Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.” – Groucho Marx
12. “I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.” – Author Unknown
13. “One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.” – Oscar Wilde
14. “Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.” – Phyllis Diller
15. “Happy Valentine’s Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you’re probably alone. Valentine’s Day is often times a, well, it’s a manufactured day that really doesn’t mean anything.” – Jon Stewart
16. ‘Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit” – Peter Ustinov
17. “The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.” – Ann Landers
18. “Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself.” – Mae West
19. “No matter how love sick a woman is, she shouldn’t take the first pill that comes along.” – Dr. Joyce Brothers
20. “Women are cursed, and men are the proof.” – Rosanne Barr
