10 Funny Ways To Become A Celebrity
8. Go to a rehab
If you are that desperate, this will surely work. Go to rehab for your eating disorders or your alcoholic, drug or smoking addictions. What’s the use? Well, you get the sympathy of the media when you drown them in your tears, with your depressing stories. Once you get out of rehab, you’ll be back in the news. This time you can speak about your inspirational story of how you got rid of your addiction and how you want to help others now. Mind you, there is a tough competition here as well, Lindsay Lohan being your toughest competitor.
9. Engage in philanthropy
Hollywood and philanthropy have been related to each other for years now. Make your presence felt at all social camps right from gay rights to animal protection. Become the Brand Ambassador of an upcoming social organisation. Next, be a loud mouth by going about taking to the media about how concerned you are about the society and how much your heart hurts to see others suffer. Learn from publicity obsessed and philanthropic experts like Paris Hilton, Hilary Duff and Jessica Simpson.
10. Get a celebrity boyfriend
If all the above don’t work and at least you get close, manage to grab yourself a celebrity boyfriend. Well, you see girls, this celeb boyfriend of yours can be your ticket to fame. First, you’ll be in the news for dating a celebrity. Your picture will be printed in newspapers and magazines as the secret girlfriend of the celeb who is foolish enough to fall for you. If your relationship continues, you’ll be in the news for the cutest celebrity couples. If you guys break up, you’ll again be in the news for the most shocking breakups. This will follow with your sad sobby breakup story. All of this is enough to make you a celebrity!
If these don’t work, I’m sorry to tell you nothing else will. You can go crying to your Mommy, ‘coz my dear, you are just not going to be a celebrity. But do not forget, once a celebrity, always a celebrity. Once you get that celebrity stamp on your forehead, nobody can take it off you. Hurray, time to do the happy-dance now!
