10 Funny Ways To Become A Celebrity
5. Enter into a cat-fight
Who forgot Hollywood’s biggest cat-fights including Paris Hilton vs Nicole Richie, Heather Locklear vs Denise Richards and Lindsay Lohan vs Hilary Duff? They won’t forget you too. Now you can either do this by presetting it with another wannabe celeb girl friend of yours, or you can just pass these really mean statements to someone dying for the paparazzi. Oh come on, there are many such women out there. Think of someone who is perfect for your league. Choose your pick. Eeny, meeny, minny, mo and meow, there you go! Set your claws out Missy.
6. Get a controversial MMS leaked out
Preferably a sex tape. If you are good on camera, time to show your skills off! If your tape is seductive enough to lure people to watch it, you’ll be famous in no time. Next, act all embarrassed by crying in front of the camera and stuff. It works most of the time. Has it been done before? Of course it has! Did you forget, Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton? Well, at least for your own sake, I hope not.
7. Get yourself a tacky tattoo
At least 80% of the times Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox, Rihanna and Adriana Lima have been in the news only because of their tats. So rush to your favorite tattoo artist and get your boyfriend’s names, your kids’ names or your pets’ names inscribed on various parts of your body. Similarly, you can get cliché quotes by famous people, senseless graphics or initials of some unknown man. Now expose these tattoos when you know the paparazzi will be there.
